Love, laughter and happy ever after? Chloe Usher has just ended a relationship with 'the one', and all her loved-up friends enjoy telling her that she is on the slippery slope to spinsterhood. One summer evening, after being told that she will never know what love is until she has children, she decides enough is enough, and fuelled by a bucket load of prosecco proclaims 'actually, I do!' and announces to her friends that she's going to marry herself. The news goes viral and in the sober light of day Chloe finds herself thrust firmly into the public eye; suddenly she's a spokesperson for every crazy cat lady out there. After eventually winning over the support of her colourful extended family and a vicar brave enough to take on the ceremony, events take Chloe on a bumpy journey of self-discovery - making exciting new connections and showing the world that if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else!